06 The Way It Often Happens

[Dwayne"The Rock"Johnson's Wife]

Adventures in Wonderland Cast
Alice: Elisabeth Harnois
The Mad Hatter: John Robert Hoffman
The March Hare: Reece Holland
The Red Queen: Armelia McQueen
The White Rabbit: Patrick Richwood
Tweedle Dee: Harry Waters Jr.
Tweedle Dum: Robert Barry Fleming
The Caterpillar: Wesley Mann
Voice of the Cheshire Cat: Richard Kuhlman
Voice of the Dormouse: John Lovelady
Walrus: Ken Page
The Duchess: Teri Garr

The Wonka Family
Princess Hattia Wonka: Me
Princess Hattia's mother, Queen Willow Wonka: Terri Irwin
Princess Hattia's father, King Willy Wonka: Johnny Depp

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Ashlyn Wonka: Ashley Tisdale
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Anneliese Wonka: Ashley Tisdale
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Annika Wonka: Ashley Tisdale

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Barbie Wonka: Briana Vega
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Blair Wonka: Briana Vega

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Clara Wonka: Chelsea Myers
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Corinne Wonka: Chelsea Myers
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Courtney Wonka: Chelsea Myers

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Delia Wonka: Daniela Bustamante
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Delina Wonka: Daniela Bustamante

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Edeline Wonka: Emily Osment
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Elina Wonka: Emily Osment
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Erika Wonka: Emily Osment

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Fallon Wonka: Debby Ryan
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Fantasia Wonka: Debby Ryan

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Genevieve Wonka: Demi Lovato
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Guinevere Wonka: Demi Lovato
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Gwendolyn Wonka: Demi Lovato

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Hadley Wonka: Brenda Song
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Harmony Wonka: Brenda Song

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Isla Wonka: Keetin Marchi
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Ivanna Wonka: Keetin Marchi
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Izabella Wonka: Keetin Marchi

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Janessa Wonka: Jenna Jimenez
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Josephina Wonka: Jenna Jimenez

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Kathleen Wonka: Kelsey Schultz
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Kaylee Wonka: Kelsey Schultz
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Kayleena Wonka: Kelsey Schultz

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Lacey Wonka: Lindi Oest
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Liana Wonka: Lindi Oest

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Merliah Wonka: Leslie Powell
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Merlina Wonka: Leslie Powell
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Merline Wonka: Leslie Powell

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Nachine Wonka: Nicole Anderson
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Nature Wonka: Nicole Anderson

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Odetta Wonka: Bridgit Mendler
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Odette Wonka: Bridgit Mendler
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Odina Wonka: Bridgit Mendler

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Peony Wonka: Chelsea Staub
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Perah Wonka: Chelsea Staub

The Wonka Triplets
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Quintessa Wonka: Selena Gomez
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Quintesse Wonka: Selena Gomez
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Quintina Wonka: Selena Gomez

The Wonka Twins
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Rapunzel Wonka: Julianna Rose Mauriello
Princess Hattia's younger sister, Princess Rosella Wonka: Julianna Rose Mauriello

[Dwayne"The Rock"Johnson's Wife]

Chapter 1
A New Royal Family In Wonderland

One day Alice was visiting her friends in Wonderland when she spotted The Red Queen reading the newspaper.
ALICE: Hi, your majesty.
THE RED QUEEN (looking up from reading the newspaper): Oh, hi, Alice.
ALICE: So is there any good news in today's newspaper?
THE RED QUEEN: Not yet.
Just then The Red Queen saw a headline that shocked her.
THE RED QUEEN: I don't believe it.
ALICE: What is it your majesty?
THE RED QUEEN (as she hands Alice the newspaper): See for yourself, Alice.
ALICE (as she takes the newspaper and reads the headline): "NEW ROYAL FAMILY TO LIVE IN WONDERLAND!" But your majesty you don't think that they are here to take over your palace do you?
THE RED QUEEN: If so, then they aren't going to get my palace.
ALICE: Does the paper say when they are coming here?
THE RED QUEEN (as she looks at the paper): It says that they are going to arrive in Wonderland tomorrow.
ALICE: Tomorrow!?!
Just then The White Rabbit rolled over to Alice and The Red Queen on his rollerblades.
THE WHITE RABBIT: What's happening tomorrow?
ALICE: There is a new royal family that is coming here to live in Wonderland and they are coming here tomorrow.
THE WHITE RABBIT: You mean that there might be another Queen to give orders.
THE RED QUEEN: I sure hope not. I'm the Queen here in Wonderland and I'm the only one who gives the orders around here.
THE WHITE RABBIT: That's right. We don't need two Queens here to give orders. I mean one is enough.
ALICE: I'm going to go tell Mr. Hatter and Mr. Hare about the new royal family.
THE RED QUEEN: Ok, bye, Alice.
ALICE: Bye, your majesty, bye, Mr. Rabbit.
THE WHITE RABBIT: Bye, Alice.
A few minutes later Alice was at The Mad Hatter's house. When she got there she saw The Hatter and The Hare sitting at the tea table drinking tea with their friend Dormouse.
ALICE: Hi, Mr. Hatter, Mr. Hare, Dormouse.
THE MAD HATTER, THE MARCH HARE & DORMOUSE: Hi, Alice.
THE MAD HATTER: What brings you here?
ALICE: I was wondering if you heard about the news that was in today's newspaper.
THE MARCH HARE: What news?
ALICE (as she hands Hatter the newspaper): Here, Mr. Hatter check for yourself.
So The Mad Hatter took the newspaper from Alice and read the headline she showed him.
THE MAD HATTER (as he takes the newspaper and reads the headline): "NEW ROYAL FAMILY TO LIVE IN WONDERLAND!" Alice, you don't think that they are coming here to replace our Queen do you?
ALICE: No, not at all.
THE MARCH HARE: Does the Queen know about this new royal family coming to Wonderland?
ALICE: Yeah she knows.
THE MAD HATTER: I bet she isn't to happy about this.
ALICE: What makes you say that Mr. Hatter?
THE MAD HATTER: Well there is a another royal family coming here to Wonderland and who knows what they might do when they get here.
DORMOUSE: When are they going to arrive in Wonderland, Alice?
ALICE: They'll be here tomorrow.
THE MAD HATTER, THE MARCH HARE & DORMOUSE: Tomorrow!?!
Just then The Cheshire Cat popped in.
THE CHESHIRE CAT: Who will be here tomorrow?
ALICE: There's a new royal family coming to live here in Wonderland and according to the newspaper they are arriving tomorrow.
THE CHESHIRE CAT: You don't think that they will replace her majesty do you?
ALICE: Not at all. I'm sure that they are coming here for something different to do.
The rest of the day goes by and now it's the day when the new royal family arrives in Wonderland. The Queen of the royal family named Queen Willow Wonka that just arrived in Wonderland asked the oldest princess named Princess Hattia Wonka where they are at.
WILLOW: Baby girl do you know where we are at?
HATTIA: Well, mother, I do believe where in someplace called Wonderland.
WILLOW: How do you know that?
HATTIA: Maybe it has to do with that sign behind us?
They turned around and saw a sign that said "Wonderland Train Station"
~Meanwhile back at the palace~
THE WHITE RABBIT: Your majesty, I just got word that the royal family will arrived at the Wonderland Train Station in a few hours.
THE RED QUEEN: We should welcome them with a Welcome to Wonderland party.
A couple of hours later the Wonka family arrive at the palace. When they are there they noticed all the Wonderland residents there having a party.
HATTIA: Excuse us, but we're new here and I was wondering why are you having a Welcome to Wonderland party?
THE RED QUEEN: Well there is a royal family coming here to Wonderland so we want to welcome them to Wonderland by throwing them this party.
HATTIA: By the way do you know anything else about this royal family?
THE RED QUEEN: Only that they are coming here to live and that they are arriving today. They should be here by now. What's your name?
HATTIA: I'm Prin-I mean my name is Hattia Wonka.
THE RED QUEEN: I'm The Red Queen aka the Queen of Hearts. Who are the rest of your family?
HATTIA: This is my mother, Willow.
THE RED QUEEN: Nice to meet you.
WILLOW: It's nice to meet you too, your majesty.
HATTIA: This is my father, Willy.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
WILLY: It's nice to meet you too, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The first set of triplets, Ashlyn, Anneliese and Annika.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
ASHLYN, ANNELIESE & ANNIKA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The first set of twins, Barbie and Blair.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
BARBIE & BLAIR: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The second set of triplets, Clara, Corinne and Courtney.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
CLARA, CORINNE & COURTNEY: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The second set of twins, Delia and Delina.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
DELIA AND DELINA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The third set of triplets, Edeline, Elina and Erika.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
EDELINE, ELINA & ERIKA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The third set of twins, Fallon and Fantasia.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
FALLON & FANTASIA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The fourth set of triplets, Genevieve, Guinevere and Gwendolyn.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
GENEVIEVE, GUINEVERE & GWENDOLYN: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The fourth set of twins, Hadley and Harmony.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
HADLEY & HARMONY: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The fifth set of triplets, Isla, Ivanna and Izabella.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
ISLA, IVANNA & IZABELLA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The fifth set of twins, Janessa and Josephina.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
JANESSA & JOSEPHINA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The sixth set of triplets, Kathleen, Kaylee and Kayleena.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
KATHLEEN, KAYLEE & KAYLEENA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The sixth set of twins, Lacey and Liana.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
LACEY & LIANA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The seventh set of triplets, Merliah, Merlina and Merline.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
MERLIAH, MERLINA & MERLINE: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The seventh set of twins, Nachine and Nature.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
NACHINE & NATURE: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The eighth set of triplets, Odetta, Odette and Odina.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
ODETTA, ODETTE & ODINA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The eighth set of twins, Peony and Perah.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
PEONY & PERAH: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The ninth set of triplets, Quintessa, Quintesse and Quintina.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
QUINTESSA, QUINTESSE & QUINTINA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: These are my younger sisters. The ninth set of twins, Rapunzel and Rosella.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you.
RAPUNZEL & ROSELLA: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIA: So your majesty could you introduce your subjects to us, please?
THE RED QUEEN: Of course. This is The White Rabbit.
HATTIA: It's nice to meet you, Mr. Rabbit.
THE WHITE RABBIT: It's nice to meet you, too.
THE RED QUEEN: This is Alice.
HATTIA: Nice to meet you, Alice.
ALICE: It's nice to meet you, too, Hattia.
THE RED QUEEN: This is Tweedle Dee and his brother Tweedle Dum.
HATTIA: Nice to meet you Tweedles.
TWEEDLE DEE & TWEELDE DUM: Nice to meet you, too.
THE RED QUEEN: This is The March Hare.
HATTIA: It's nice to meet you Mr. Hare.
THE MARCH HARE: Nice to meet you, too.
THE RED QUEEN: This is The Mad Hatter.
When Hattia looked at The Mad Hatter she fell in love with him.
HATTIA: Nice to meet you Mr. Hatter.
THE MAD HATTER: Likewise.
THE RED QUEEN: Hatter you could be a little nicer to her.
The Mad Hatter didn't say anything and went home. Hattia just stood there looking at the spot where The Mad Hatter was at.
HATTIA: Excuse me, your majesty, but is The Mad Hatter always like this.
THE RED QUEEN: Not really, no.
HATTIA: I wonder why he's like that today.
THE RED QUEEN: I have no idea.
HATTIA: Maybe someone should ask him.
THE RED QUEEN: That's a great idea.
HATTIA: Who's the one that is going to talk to him?
THE RED QUEEN: The March Hare.
HATTIA: The March Hare?
THE RED QUEEN: That's right. After all Hare is The Mad Hatter's best friend.
HATTIA: Oh ok.
THE RED QUEEN: Hare could you talk to Hatter and ask him what's wrong with him today?
THE MARCH HARE: Why me, your majesty?
THE RED QUEEN: You're his best friend aren't you?
THE MARCH HARE: Well yes of course I am.
THE RED QUEEN: Then go talk to him and see what is wrong with him today.
So The March Hare went to go talk to The Mad Hatter. When The March Hare went to The Mad Hatter's house he saw his best friend sitting at his tea table with a long face.
THE MARCH HARE: What's with the long face Hatter?
THE MAD HATTER: Well the truth is the Wonka family wasn't who I thought they might be.
THE MARCH HARE: Whatever do you mean?
THE MAD HATTER: I thought that they might be that royal family that we read about in the newspaper yesterday. Also I was hoping to meet a beautiful princess today.
THE MARCH HARE: What about Hattia don't you think she's beautiful?
THE MAD HATTER: Well she is beautiful but she isn't a princess.
THE MARCH HARE: So is that why you weren't nice to her when the Queen introduced you to her?
THE MAD HATTER: That's right.
THE MARCH HARE: By the way Hatter even if Hattia was a princess you couldn't be with her, if you wanted to.
THE MAD HATTER: Why is that Hare?
THE MARCH HARE: Everyone knows that a princess should always marry a prince. And everyone knows that you're not a prince.
THE MAD HATTER: How true that is.
A few minutes later The Mad Hatter and The March Hare were back at the palace, but before they got there The Mad Hatter told The March Hare not to tell anyone what's wrong with him.
THE MAD HATTER: Hare could you do me a favor, please?
THE MARCH HARE: Of course.
THE MAD HATTER: Could you please not tell anyone what we were just talking about?
THE MARCH HARE: You mean about what was wrong with you earlier?
THE MAD HATTER: Yes that's what I mean.
THE MARCH HARE: Why?
THE MAD HATTER: I just don't want anyone finding out just yet. Especially Hattia.
THE MARCH HARE: I promise I won't tell anyone.
THE MAD HATTER: Thank you, Hare.
A few more minutes later The Mad Hatter and The March Hare were back at the palace.
THE RED QUEEN: So Hare what was wrong with Hatter earlier?
THE MARCH HARE: I'm sorry your majesty, I promise Hatter that I wouldn't tell anyone.
THE RED QUEEN: Hatter, I demand you tell me what was wrong with you earlier!
THE MAD HATTER: I'm sorry, your majesty, but I can't.
THE RED QUEEN: And why not?
THE MAD HATTER: I'm just not ready to say why.
THE RED QUEEN: Well will you tell us when you're ready?
THE MAD HATTER: I promise I will.
Later that day Hattia asked The Red Queen where her and her family are going to stay until they can find their own place to stay in Wonderland.
HATTIA: Excuse me, your majesty.
THE RED QUEEN: Yes, Hattia.
HATTIA: I was wondering where are my family and I are going to stay for the night until we can find our own place to stay?
THE RED QUEEN: I was thinking that you and your family could stay here in my palace for the night.
HATTIA: Thank you, your majesty.
THE RED QUEEN: You're welcome, Hattia.
Later that night Hattia was in her bed thinking about why The Mad Hatter wasn't too nice to her, then she drifted off to sleep and started dreaming about The Mad Hatter. The Mad Hatter was wishing Hattia was really a princess. Since he knows that there was suppose to be a royal family coming to Wonderland whom everyone thought didn't show up when they thought they were suppose to. He then drifted off to sleep dreaming about hopefully meeting a beautiful princess.

[Dwayne"The Rock"Johnson's Wife]

Chapter 2
Something There

The next day Hattia and her sisters were at the pond by the bridge talking to each other.
ASHLYN: Hattia how long are we going keep our secret about us being the royal family from the Wonderlanders?
HATTIA: A few more days. Besides we just arrived yesterday so it's still too soon to tell them.
ANNELIESE: Who's going to be the one to tell them when it is time?
HATTIA: I will.
ANNIKA: Why you?
HATTIA: Because I'm the oldest, Annika.
Just then The Mad Hatter was walking pass them.
THE MAD HATTER: Oh, hi, girls.
HATTIA: Hi, Hatter.
THE MAD HATTER: What are you girls talking about?
HATTIA: It's a girl thing, I mean it's a sister thing, Hatter. So you wouldn't understand, Hatter.
THE MAD HATTER: Why is that?
HATTIA: Because we're all sisters that's why.
A few seconds later The Mad Hatter left and didn't say another word to Hattia or her sisters. Hattia was watching The Mad Hatter the whole time.
BARBIE: You like him don't you?
HATTIA: No, I don't.
BLAIR: Yes you do.
HATTIA: No I don't.
CLARA: Yes you do.
HATTIA: Do not!
CORINNE: Do too.
HATTIA: I do not.
COURTNEY: You do too.
HATTIA: Ok, I confess. I love him.
DELIA: You do know that he isn't a prince, right?
HATTIA: Yeah I know.
DELINA: Then why do you love him?
HATTIA: I can't help it.
EDELINE: Why is that?
HATTIA: He is just so gorgeous.
ELINA: What do you think Father will think about this?
HATTIA: What do you mean?
ERIKA: I think she means what will Father think of you being in love with someone that is not a prince.
HATTIA: Why does it always have to be that a princess must always be with a prince?
FALLON: That's the way it always happens.
HATTIA: Yeah I know, it's our duty, but I think that should change.
FANTASIA: What do you mean?
HATTIA: I mean when I'm Queen, I will make a rule that a princess can marry whom ever she wants whether he's a prince or not.
GENEVIEVE: How are you going to explain that to Mother and Father?
HATTIA: We're not telling Mother and Father right away.
GUINEVERE: But Hattia we have never kept any secrets from Mother and Father before.
HATTIA: You all haven't but I have.
GWENDOLYN: You've kept secrets from Mother and Father?
HATTIA: Yes I have.
HADLEY: How come we don't know about these secrets.
HATTIA: Well that's because they were before you were all born.
HARMONY: Do you remember any of them?
HATTIA: I'm afraid not.
ISLA: Why is that?
HATTIA: It's been so long I can't remember all the secrets that I kept from Mother and Father before all of you were born.
IVANNA: You know Father isn't going to like that you love a non-prince.
HATTIA: I know that but I can handle Father, when I tell him.
IZABELLA: Are you sure you can?
HATTIA: Yes I can.
JANESSA: How do you know you can?
HATTIA: I've done this before.
JOSEPHINA: Really you have.
HATTIA: Yes, yes I have.
KATHLEEN: Really?
HATTIA: Really, really.
KAYLEE: You know if anything were to happen you know that we'll always have your back.
HATTIA: Yeah I know.
KAYLEENA: That's true.
HATTIA: I agree.
LACEY: That's because we're sisters.
HATTIA: And sisters always stick together.
LIANA: And help each other.
HATTIA: When they need help.
MERLIAH: Through thick and thin.
HATTIA: No matter what the problem is.
MERLINA: We'll always have each other's backs.
HATTIA: How true that is.
MERLINE: So if one of us falls.
HATTIA: Than all of us fall.
NACHINE: We'll stick with each other.
HATTIA: To the very end.
NATURE: It's all for one.
HATTIA: And one for all.
ODETTA: That's from the Three Musketeers.
HATTIA: How true that is.
ODETTE: So Hattia when are you going to tell Mother and Father?
HATTIA: Tell Mother and Father what?
ODINA: Tell them about the rule you're going to make when you become Queen?
HATTIA: When the time is right.
PEONY: What about right now?
HATTIA: It's not the right time to tell them.
PERAH: Why is that?
HATTIA: Because it's too early to tell them.
QUINTESSA: When are we going to tell the Wonderlanders that we're the royal family?
HATTIA: That they read about in the newspaper?
QUINTESSE: Yeah.
HATTIA: I was thinking in a few more days or weeks.
QUINTINA: Are you sure?
HATTIA: Yes, yes I am.
RAPUNZEL: Are you really sure?
HATTIA: Yes, yes I am.
ROSELLA: Hattia I was wondering why is Father more overprotected of you than he is of me. I mean I'm the youngest so shouldn't Father be more overprotected of me.
HATTIA: Actually Rosella the reason he is more overprotected of me than he is of you is because I don't have a twin and I'm not a triplet like the rest of you are.
ALL: Oh!
It's been two weeks since Hattia and her family moved to Wonderland. Hattia gathered everyone over at The Mad Hatter's house.
THE MAD HATTER: So Hattia why have you gathered all of us here?
HATTIA: Well Hatter, I've gather you all here because I have something to tell you.
THE MAD HATTER: What might that be?
HATTIA: Remember when my family and I first came here to Wonderland and you read in the newspaper that a royal family is coming here to live in Wonderland.
THE MAD HATTER: Yeah, but they never showed up.
HATTIA: Actually Hatter the royal family has been in Wonderland this whole time.
THE MAD HATTER: They have?
HATTIA: Yes, Hatter they have.
THE MAD HATTER: Where are they?
HATTIA: They're, I mean we're right here.
THE MAD HATTER: What do you mean?
HATTIA: Hatter that royal family I'm talking about is my family.
THE MAD HATTER: If your family is the royal family than that will make you a princess, right?
HATTIA: That's right.
THE MAD HATTER: How come you're just now telling us that you're the royal family that we read about in the newspaper.
HATTIA: The truth is we just didn't want to get royal treatment at first. Since we're new here and all.
THE MAD HATTER: Hattia, I know that you're a princess, I was just wondering if you'll go out with someone like me?
HATTIA: Are you a prince, Hatter?
THE MAD HATTER: No, I'm not.
HATTIA: Than I can't, I'm sorry.
THE MAD HATTER: Why is that?
HATTIA: Well if I did it will be against the royal law for a princess to be with a non-prince. Again I'm sorry, Hatter.
THE MAD HATTER: Oh. That's ok.
A few minutes later Hattia and The Mad Hatter sang a song in their minds. The song they are singing is "Something There" from Beauty and the Beast.
HATTIA (singing in her mind): There's something sweet
And almost kind
But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined
And now he's dear and so unsure
I wonder why I didn't see it there before

THE MAD HATTER (singing in his mind): She glanced this way
I thought I saw
And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw
No it can't be
I'll just ignore
But then she's never looked at me that way before

HATTIA (singing in her mind): New and a bit alarming
Who'd have ever thought that this could be?
True that he's no Prince Charming
But there's something in him that I simply didn't see

THE MAD HATTER (singing in his mind): Well, who'd have thought?

HATTIA (singing in her mind): Well, bless my soul

THE MAD HATTER (singing in his mind): Well, who'd have known?

HATTIA (singing in her mind): Well, who indeed?

THE MAD HATTER (singing in his mind): And who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?

HATTIA (singing in her mind): It's so peculiar

BOTH (singing in their minds): We'll wait and see
A few days more
There may be something there that wasn't there before

THE MAD HATTER (singing in his mind): You know, perhaps there's something there
That wasn't there before

HATTIA (singing in her mind): There may be something there that wasn't there before
Later that night Hattia was in her bed dreaming about The Mad Hatter even though he's not a prince. Hatter is in his bed dreaming about Hattia's Prince Charming even though he isn't a prince at all, but he'll be with her somehow.