03 The War Between Sisters

[Dwayne"The Rock"Johnson's Wife]

Adventures in Wonderland Cast
Alice: Elisabeth Harnois
The Mad Hatter: John Robert Hoffman
The March Hare: Reece Holland
The Red Queen: Armelia McQueen
The White Rabbit: Patrick Richwood
Tweedle Dee: Harry Waters Jr.
Tweedle Dum: Robert Barry Fleming
The Caterpillar: Wesley Mann
Voice of the Cheshire Cat: Richard Kuhlman
Voice of the Dormouse: John Lovelady
Walrus: Ken Page
The Duchess: Teri Garr

The Wonka Family
Hatthia Wonka: Me
Hatthia's twin sister, Deedee Wonka: Me
Hatthia's mother, Willow Wonka: Terri Irwin
Hatthia's father, Wilbur Wonka: Gene Wilder
Hatthia's older brother, Willy Wonka: Johnny Depp
Hatthia's older brother, Wilmer Wonka: JD Roth
Hatthia's uncle, Murray Wiggle: Murray Cook
Hatthia's uncle, Jeff Wiggle: Jeff Fatt
Hatthia's uncle, Anthony Wiggle: Anthony Field
Hatthia's favorite uncle, Sam Wiggle: Sam Moran
Hatthia's other favorite uncle, Sam's twin brother, Greg Wiggle: Greg Page

The Otterson Family
Rosalin Otterson: Rolanda
Rosalin's mother, Harmonia Otterson: Helena Bonham Carter
Rosalin's father, Gagnon Otterson: Gary Oldman
Rosalin's favorite aunt, Shoshanna Otterson: Stephanie "Stevie" Vallance
Rosalin's uncle, Deran Otterson: David Thewlis
Rosalin's aunt, Nazarena Otterson married to Deran: Natalia Tena
Rosalin's older brother, Randell Otterson: Rob Morrow
Rosalin's older brother, Darrick Otterson: Dakota House
Rosalin's older sister, Claudina Otterson: Caterina Scorsone
Rosalin's twin brother Jaysen Otterson: Jeremy Foley
Rosalin's younger sister, Maitlyn Otterson: Madeline Carroll
Rosalin's younger brother, Walden Otterson: Will Shadley
Rosalin's younger sister, Alidia Otterson: Alina Foley
Rosalin's boyfriend, Germon Barrick: Geoff

[Dwayne"The Rock"Johnson's Wife]

Chapter 1
Twins Falling For The Mad Hatter

One day Hatthia and her twin sister Deedee Wonka were hanging out with their best friend Alice.
ALICE: Do you two want to go to visit some more of my friends in a special place called Wonderland?
HATTHIA: I would love to Alice.
DEEDEE: Me too.
So Alice took their hands and went over to her mirror and than a few minutes later they stepped through the mirror and now the three of them were in Wonderland.
HATTHIA: Is this Wonderland?
ALICE: Yes it is.
HATTHIA: It's a nice place here.
DEEDEE: Where is everyone?
ALICE: They're at the palace because the Queen is having a party.
HATTHIA: Alice, Deedee and I weren't invited and I think that it's kind of rude to go to a party uninvited.
ALICE: That's ok. You can be my guests.
HATTHIA: Well I guess that's ok.
Now Alice and the twins were now at the party that was at the palace. The Red Queen walks over to Alice.
THE RED QUEEN: Alice, I'm glad you made it.
ALICE: Thank you, your majesty. Oh, your majesty, I will like you to meet my two best friends.
THE RED QUEEN: It's nice to meet you. What are your names?
HATTHIA: I'm Hatthia Wonka and this is my sister, Deedee Wonka.
THE RED QUEEN: Why do you two look alike?
HATTHIA: We're twins.
Just then The White Rabbit came over.
ALICE: Mr. Rabbit, I would like you to meet my friends Hatthia and her sister Deedee.
THE WHITE RABBIT: Nice to meet you, girls. Why do you look alike?
DEEDEE: We're twins.
Then they met the Tweedles and then they met The March Hare and Dormouse. Then when they met The Mad Hatter they both fell in love with him.
DEEDEE (thinking): He is so gorgeous.
HATTHIA (thinking): He is so drop dead gorgeous.
Just then both girls looked at each other.
HATTHIA: Deedee, I need to talk to you alone.
Now the twins are out of earshot of everyone.
HATTHIA: Deedee what do you think you're doing?
DEEDEE: What do you mean?
HATTHIA: I heard you say that The Mad Hatter is gorgeous.
DEEDEE: Well I can't help it.
HATTHIA: Why not?
DEEDEE: I'm in love with him.
HATTHIA: You can't be in love with him when I'm in love with him.
DEEDEE: I saw him first.
HATTHIA: So! He and I have something in common.
DEEDEE: What's that?
HATTHIA: Both our names have "hat" in them.
DEEDEE: So, I'm still in love with him and you can't stop me.
HATTHIA *scoffs* Deedee you're impossible.
And with that Hatthia stormed back over to where everyone was at. Also she and Deedee aren't talking to each other and everyone noticed.
THE RED QUEEN: Hatthia, is there something going on between you and your twin?
HATTHIA: What makes you ask that your majesty?
THE RED QUEEN: Well when you got here the two of you were fine and now it looks like you aren't talking to each other. Why is that?
HATTHIA: May I tell you later when everyone's not here?
THE RED QUEEN: Yes you may.
HATTHIA: Thank you, your majesty.
THE RED QUEEN: By the way how can everyone tell you and your twin apart?
HATTHIA: That's easy, your majesty. You see, I always wear a top hat and my (as she rolls her eyes) twin always wears a baseball hat on backwards.
Just then Tweedle Dee walked over to Hatthia.
TWEEDLE DEE: Hatthia, may I talk to you for a moment alone?
HATTHIA: Of course you can, Dee.
Now Hatthia and Tweedle Dee are out of earshot of everyone.
HATTHIA: Why did you want to talk to me?
TWEEDLE DEE: I wanted to talk to you about your sister.
HATTHIA: My sister?
TWEEDLE DEE: Yeah, Deedee.
HATTHIA: What about her?
TWEEDLE DEE: I think that she is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
HATTHIA: Are you in love with Deedee, Dee?
TWEEDLE DEE: Yes I am.
HATTHIA: That's great.
TWEEDLE DEE: Why is that great?
HATTHIA: Well right now she is in love with The Mad Hatter.
When she said that she looked over and noticed that Deedee was flirting with The Mad Hatter.
HATTHIA: What is she doing?
TWEEDLE DEE: It looks like she is talking to Hatter.
HATTHIA: Actually Dee, she is more than talking to him she is flirting with him.
TWEEDLE DEE: Flirting? How can you tell she is flirting with Hatter?
HATTHIA: Well just look at her. She's making eye contact with him and she's batting her eyelashes and she's staring at him and winking at him. Also she's giggling at everything he says and she is casually touching him; meaning she is gently touching his arm during the conversation, she is smiling suggestively and she is also playfully teasing with him and she is twirling her hair on her finger. It's making me sick seeing her do that because that should be me flirting with Hatter not my twin.
TWEEDLE DEE: Wait a minute are you in love with Hatter too?
HATTHIA: Yes I am, but my twin won't let me have him. She wants him all to herself.
TWEEDLE DEE: You know I wish that she'll flirt with me instead of Hatter, who by the looks of it isn't liking what she is doing.
HATTHIA: What do you mean?
TWEEDLE DEE: Just look at Hatter and tell me what you see.
HATTHIA (as she is looking at Hatter): Oh, my gosh. You're right everytime Deedee touches his arm like that he pulls away and he is trying not to make eye contact with her. It seems to me that he doesn't love her like she loves him.
A few minutes later Hatthia walks over to where her twin was flirting with The Mad Hatter.

[Dwayne"The Rock"Johnson's Wife]

Chapter 2
Deedee Tells Tweedle Dee She Loves Him

HATTHIA: Deedee stop flirting with Hatter at once!
DEEDEE: Why should I?
HATTHIA: Apparently he doesn't like it.
THE MAD HATTER: Your twin is right, Deedee.
HATTHIA (in a flirty voice): Thank you, Hatter.
THE MAD HATTER: You're welcome, Hatthia.
All of a sudden Deedee notices that her twin is more in love with Hatter than she is. Just then Deedee notices Tweedle Dee and falls in love with him. Hatthia notices her twin and takes her out of earshot of everyone.
HATTHIA: Ok, Deedee what is it?
DEEDEE: I just wanted to tell you that you can have The Mad Hatter.
HATTHIA: I can? Why?
DEEDEE: Yes you can. I have falling in love with someone else.
HATTHIA: And who may I ask is that?
DEEDEE: Tweedle Dee.
HATTHIA: You're in love with Tweedle Dee now?
DEEDEE: Yes I am.
HATTHIA: Man, you got over Hatter awful quickly.
DEEDEE: Well when I realized that he wasn't the one for me I wasn't in love with him anymore.
HATTHIA: When did you realized that?
DEEDEE: When I noticed that he didn't like the way I was flirting with him.
HATTHIA: That's what I thought. Are you going to tell Tweedle Dee that you're in love with him.
DEEDEE: I'm too afraid to tell him.
HATTHIA: Why is that?
DEEDEE: What if he doesn't feel the same way about me?
HATTHIA: You'll be surprise if you just tell him.
DEEDEE: When should I tell him?
HATTHIA: I think you should go tell him now.
DEEDEE: What? Why now?
HATTHIA: Better now than later. If you don't than you might lose him.
DEEDEE: I don't want to lose him.
HATTHIA: Than go talk to him.
DEEDEE: Oh ok. I think I will.
So Deedee went to go talk to Tweedle Dee.
DEEDEE: Dee, may I talk to you for a moment alone?
TWEEDLE DEE: Of course you may, Deedee.
Now Tweedle Dee and Deedee are out of earshot of everyone.
TWEEDLE DEE: So why did you want to talk to me?
DEEDEE: Well there is something I want to tell you.
TWEEDLE DEE: There's something I want to tell you first, but I'm going to tell you through a song.
DEEDEE: I think you should go first. I'm still not ready to tell you what I want to tell you just yet. Besides I want to hear you sing.
Now Tweedle Dee is singing "Earth Angel" by The Penguins.
TWEEDLE DEE (singing): Earth angel, Earth angel, will you be mine?
My darling dear, love you all the time.
I'm just a fool, a fool in love with you.

Earth angel, Earth angel, oh one I adore,
Love you for ever, and ever more.
I'm just a fool, a fool in love with you.

I fell for you, and I knew
The vision of your love's loveliness.
I hope and I pray, that some day
I'll be the vision of your hap, happiness.

Earth angel, Earth angel, please be mine.
My darling dear, love you all the time.
I'm just a fool, a fool in love with you.

I fell for you, and I knew
The vision of your love's loveliness.
I hope and I pray, that some day
I'll be the vision, the vision of your happiness.

Oh, oh, oh, Earth angel, Earth angel, please be mine.
My darling dear, love you for all time.
I'm just a fool, a fool in love with you.
DEEDEE: You're in love with me, Dee?
TWEEDLE DEE: Yes I am.
DEEDEE: I'm in love with you.
TWEEDLE DEE: So you're not in love with The Mad Hatter anymore?
DEEDEE: How did you know I was in love with The Mad Hatter?
TWEEDLE DEE: Your twin told me and she pointed out to me that you were flirting with him as well.
DEEDEE: Yeah well I was until I realized that he didn't like me flirting with him.
TWEEDLE DEE: Yeah I noticed that, too.
DEEDEE: You're a great singer, by the way.
TWEEDLE DEE: Thank you. Now what do you want me to do?
DEEDEE: I want you to kiss me now.
So Tweedle Dee pulled Deedee close and kissed her passionately. Hatthia noticed and all that she could do was smile, but she wished that she could do that with The Mad Hatter. Also Tweedle Dum saw it and he wishes that he could kiss someone special the way his brother is kissing Deedee. Hatthia notices Tweedle Dum looking unhappy.
HATTHIA: What's with the long face, Dum?
TWEEDLE DUM: Well I just wish I had someone to kiss like my brother does.
HATTHIA: Is there someone special you want to kiss, Dum.
Tweedle Dum looked over at who he wanted to kiss, but Hatthia didn't know who he was looking at.
TWEEDLE DUM: Yeah there is.
HATTHIA: Who is it?
TWEEDLE DUM: I rather not say right now.
HATTHIA: Oh ok.
Later that night Tweedle Dee and Deedee were sleeping in each other's embrace. Tweedle Dum was dreaming about someone special. Hatthia was dreaming about The Mad Hatter and Hatter was dreaming about Hatthia.

[Dwayne"The Rock"Johnson's Wife]

Chapter 3
Tweedle Dum Tells Alice He Loves Her

The next day Tweedle Dum was on the bridge looking down at the pond when his brother Tweedle Dee walked over to him.
TWEEDLE DEE: What's with the long face, Dum?
TWEEDLE DUM: I don't want to talk about.
TWEEDLE DEE: You'll feel better if you do.
TWEEDLE DUM: Well I don't know.
TWEEDLE DEE: Come on Dum, please tell me what's wrong?
TWEEDLE DUM: Ok, here it is. I'm in love with Alice, but I'm too shy to tell her that I am.
TWEEDLE DEE (shocked): Whoa did you just say you're in love with Alice?
TWEEDLE DUM: I did.
TWEEDLE DEE: How long have you been in love with her?
TWEEDLE DUM: When we first met her but back then I knew that she was too young for love, I mean she was only 12 years old than, but now she has grown into a beautiful young woman.
TWEEDLE DEE: You fell in love with her when she was only 12?
TWEEDLE DUM: Yes I did. Dee what if she doesn't feel the same way about me?
TWEEDLE DEE: I think that you should still tell her no matter what will happen.
TWEEDLE DUM: Ok, I think I will tell her.
Tweedle Dee went to go see Deedee and Tweedle Dum stayed on the bridge looking down at the pond thinking about Alice.
~Meanwhile at the Palace~
Alice was talking with Hatthia, The Red Queen and The White Rabbit.
HATTHIA: Alice what's with the long face?
ALICE: I don't want to talk about.
THE RED QUEEN: You'll feel better if you do.
ALICE: Well I don't know.
THE WHITE RABBIT: Come on Alice, please tell us what's wrong?
THE RED QUEEN AND HATTHIA: Yes please tell us?
ALICE: Ok, here it is. I'm in love with Tweedle Dum, but I'm too shy to tell him that I am.
THE RED QUEEN, HATTHIA AND THE WHITE RABBIT (shocked): Whoa did you just say you're in love with Tweedle Dum?
ALICE: I did.
HATTHIA: How long have you been in love with Tweedle Dum?
ALICE: When I was old enough for love.
HATTHIA: When was that?
ALICE: When I turned 16 years old.
HATTHIA: So Alice how old were you when you first met Tweedle Dum?
ALICE: I was 12 years old when I first came here to Wonderland.
THE RED QUEEN: Alice, I think that you should go tell Dum that you're in love with him.
ALICE: When?
THE RED QUEEN: How about now.
ALICE: Now?
THE RED QUEEN: Yes, now.
ALICE: I don't think that I'm ready to tell him right now.
HATTHIA: You should before it's too late.
THE RED QUEEN: Hatthia is right Alice.
ALICE: What if he doesn't feel the same way about me.
HATTHIA: I'm sure that he will and you won't know if you don't go and tell him.
ALICE: You're right I won't know unless I go and tell him.
Alice said good-bye to The Red Queen, Hatthia and The White Rabbit. Alice was walking all over Wonderland looking for Tweedle Dum and she couldn't find him. Before she knew it she saw Tweedle Dee with Hatthia's twin sister, Deedee. Alice went over to them.
TWEEDLE DEE: Oh, hi, Alice.
ALICE: Dee have you seen your brother, there is something I have to tell him.
TWEEDLE DEE: And what's that, Alice?
ALICE: I'm in love with Tweedle Dum.
TWEEDLE DEE: You're in love with him?
ALICE: Yes I am.
DEEDEE: How long have you been in love with him?
ALICE: Since I turned 16. So where is he?
TWEEDLE DEE: You'll find him on the bridge.
ALICE: Are you sure?
TWEEDLE DEE: That's where he was when I last seen him.
ALICE: Ok, I'll try there. Thanks Dee.
After Alice said good-bye to Tweedle Dee and Deedee she went to the bridge to see if Tweedle Dum was there and when she got there she saw that he was still there. She went over to him.
ALICE: Hi, Dum.
TWEEDLE DUM: Oh, hi, Alice. What are you doing here?
ALICE: I've came here to tell you something.
TWEEDLE DUM: I have to tell you something too.
ALICE: Why don't you go first?
TWEEDLE DUM: No it's always ladies first.
ALICE: How about we say it together?
TWEEDLE DUM: That's a good idea.
ALICE: On the count of 3. One. Two. Three.
ALICE AND TWEEDLE DUM: I'm in love with you.
ALICE: You're in love with me?
TWEEDLE DUM: Yes I am.
ALICE: How long have you been in love with me?
TWEEDLE DUM: Well since you first came to Wonderland when you were only 12 years old but I knew that you were too young for love back then so I didn't say anything.
ALICE: That's a long time to keep it a secret. How did you do it?
TWEEDLE DUM: I don't know, but I'll tell you that it wasn't easy. So you're in love with me?
ALICE: Yes I am.
TWEEDLE DUM: How long have you been in love with me?
ALICE: When I turned 16.
TWEEDLE DUM: So Alice what do you want me to do now?
ALICE: I want you to kiss me now.
Tweedle Dum pulled Alice close and started kissing her passionately. A few minutes later he broke the kiss.
ALICE: WOW!! You're a great kisser.
TWEEDLE DUM: So are you.
Later that night Hatthia was dreaming about The Mad Hatter. Hatter was dreaming about having Hatthia sleep in his embrace. Deedee was sleeping in Tweedle Dee's embrace. Alice was sleeping in Tweedle Dum's embrace.