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Post by Dwayne"The Rock"Johnson's Wife on Mar 7, 2011 2:55:50 GMT -5
Adventures in Wonderland Cast
Alice: Elisabeth Harnois
The Mad Hatter: John Robert Hoffman
The March Hare: Reece Holland
The Red Queen: Armelia McQueen
The White Rabbit: Patrick Richwood
Tweedle Dee: Harry Waters Jr.
Tweedle Dum: Robert Barry Fleming
The Caterpillar: Wesley Mann
Voice of the Cheshire Cat: Richard Kuhlman
Voice of the Dormouse: John Lovelady
Walrus: Ken Page
The Duchess: Teri Garr
The Hightopp Family
Hattie Hightopp, The Mad Hattress: Me
Hattie's mother, Tarran Hightopp: Terri Irwin
Hattie's father, Tarrant Hightopp, The Mad Hatter: Johnny Depp
Hattie's younger sister, Ashlyn Hightopp: Ashley Tisdale
Hattie's younger sister, Blair Hightopp: Brenda Song
Hattie's younger sister, Courtney Hightopp: Christy Carlson Romano
Hattie's younger sister, Delia Hightopp: Demi Lovato
Hattie's younger sister, Edeline Hightopp: Emily Osment
Hattie's younger sister, Fallon Hightopp: Selena Gomez
Hattie's younger sister, Genevieve Hightopp: Miley Cyrus
Hattie's younger sister, Hadley Hightopp: Julianna Rose Mauriello
Hattie's younger sister, Hadley's twin sister, Isla Hightopp: Juilanna Rose Mauriello
Hattie's younger sister, Janessa Hightopp: Bindi Sue Irwin
Hattie's younger sister, Janessa's twin sister, Kathleen Hightopp: Bindi Sue Irwin
Hattie's younger sister, Janessa and Kathleen's twin sister, Lacey Hightopp: Bindi Sue Irwin
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Post by Dwayne"The Rock"Johnson's Wife on Mar 7, 2011 2:56:24 GMT -5
Chapter 1
A Female Hatter In Wonderland
One day a beautiful 26 year old female hatter named Hattie Hightopp, The Mad Hattress was wandering around Wonderland looking for somewhere to sit down or lie down after her long trip from Underland where she lives to Wonderland. After a few minutes of walking around she spotted a bench and she sat down but she was so tired from her long trip that she lied down and before she knew it she fell asleep. A few minutes after she fell asleep another hatter and a hare named The Mad Hatter and The March Hare were passing by the bench that Hattie was lying on. The Hare was the first one to spot her.
THE MARCH HARE: Dibs.
When The Mad Hatter saw what The March Hare called dibs on he was, well mad.
THE MAD HATTER: Damn it, Hare!
THE MARCH HARE: What? Was it something I said?
THE MAD HATTER: Oh, for godsake Hare, you called dibs on her (pointing to Hattie on the bench) before I could.
Just then The Mad Hatter saw what she was wearing.
THE MAD HATTER: Holy crap, I think that she is a female version of me.
THE MARCH HARE: What the hell are you talking about Hatter?
THE MAD HATTER: Hare just look at what she is wearing and look at this hat of hers on the ground.
THE MARCH HARE: You're right, Hatter she does look like a female version of you. I wonder what she is doing here.
THE MAD HATTER: How true that is. I don't know what she is doing here.
A few minutes later Hatter and Hare went to the palace to tell everyone about the female hatter they saw. Soon after they left Hattie woke up and was walking around Wonderland again looking for someone who lives in Wonderland but she couldn't find anyone.
HATTIE: Damn where is everyone?
~Meanwhile at the palace~
The Mad Hatter and The March Hare ran to their friends at the palace and they were out of breath from running to the palace. They tried to talk but they couldn't.
THE RED QUEEN: Why are you two out of breath?
THE MAD HATTER (finally got his breath back): We ran all the way here.
THE WHITE RABBIT: Why were you running?
THE MAD HATTER: You won't believe what or should I say who Hare and I saw lying down on a bench over by the pond.
THE RED QUEEN: Who did you see?
THE MAD HATTER: Well who we saw was a female version of me.
ALICE: A female version of you Hatter?
THE MAD HATTER: Yes a female version of me.
TWEEDLE DEE: What do you mean a female version of you Hatter?
THE MAD HATTER: Well what she was wearing was similar to what I'm wearing only a little more feminine.
TWEEDLE DEE: What do you mean a little more feminine?
THE MAD HATTER: Well she was wearing a purple mini skirt instead of purple pants like mine.
ALICE: What was her name?
THE MAD HATTER: I don't know.
THE WHITE RABBIT: What do you mean you don't know.
THE MAD HATTER: I don't know because she was sleeping when Hare and I saw her.
THE RED QUEEN: Why didn't you wake her up and ask her.
THE MAD HATTER: I didn't want to disturb her.
TWEEDLE DUM: Why is that?
THE MAD HATTER: Well she looked so peaceful sleeping there and she probably was tired from a long trip. But the worst part was when Hare and I saw her Hare called dibs on her.
THE MARCH HARE: That's right.
TWEEDLE DUM: What does that mean?
THE MAD HATTER: I think what he means is that he will make her his girl and that I can't have her.
THE MARCH HARE: That's right.
ALICE: Wait a minute Hatter isn't she a female hatter?
THE MAD HATTER: Yes she is.
ALICE: Then I don't think that she'll go for Hare when we meet her.
THE MAD HATTER: How true that is.
THE MARCH HARE: She maybe a female hatter, but I will make her mine no matter what.
ALICE: Hare a female hatter is known as a Hattress.
THE RED QUEEN: Hatter take us to where you and Hare saw her.
So now everyone was following The Mad Hatter and The March Hare to where they saw Hattie, but when they got there they saw that she wasn't there.
THE MAD HATTER: Damn it, where did she go?
THE RED QUEEN: Hatter, I don't see her.
THE MAD HATTER: I swear she was here a few minutes ago.
THE MARCH HARE: Hatter's right she was right here on this bench asleep.
THE WHITE RABBIT: Well she's not here now.
TWEEDLE DEE: I don't think that she was ever here in the first place.
THE MAD HATTER: Are you saying that you don't believe that Hare and I saw a female hatter?
Before anyone could answer The Mad Hatter's question Hattie spotted them and walked over to them.
HATTIE: Hi, I'm new here.
When everyone saw her they couldn't believe their eyes and that Hatter was telling the truth.
THE MAD HATTER: You see I told you I saw a female hatter.
ALICE: Hi, I'm Alice and these are all my friends.
HATTIE: I have a best friend named Alice Kingsleigh where I live called Underland.
THE RED QUEEN: I'm The Red Queen also known as the Queen of Hearts.
HATTIE: There's a Red Queen in Underland also known as the Queen of Hearts and her name is Iracebeth.
THE WHITE RABBIT: Hi, I'm The White Rabbit.
HATTIE: In Underland we have a White Rabbit whom we call Nivens McTwisp.
TWEEDLE DEE: Hi, I'm Tweedle Dee and this is my brother Tweedle Dum.
TWEEDLE DUM: Are there any Tweedles where you come from?
HATTIE: As a matter of fact Tweedledee and Tweedledum in Underland are well short and fat.
THE MARCH HARE: Hi, I'm The March Hare.
HATTIE: There's a March Hare in Underland named Thackery Earwicket.
Just then The Cheshire Cat appeared.
THE CHESHIRE CAT: Hi, I'm The Cheshire Cat.
HATTIE: There's a Cheshire Cat in Underland named Chessur and he is gray with blue stripes.
THE RED QUEEN: So who else lives in Underland?
HATTIE: Well there's a Knave of Hearts named Ilosovic Stayne, whom Iracebeth the Red Queen has a crush on. Also there's a White Queen named Mirana and she is the nicer younger sister of Iracebeth. Also we have a blue caterpiller named Absolem who is always smoking. Also we have a female Dormouse named Mallymkun who lives in a teapot on my father's tea table.
THE RED QUEEN: Who is your father?
HATTIE: My father is Tarrant Hightopp, The Mad Hatter of Underland and I'm his daughter Hattie Hightopp, The Mad Hattress.
THE MAD HATTER: Your father is a Mad Hatter?
HATTIE (as she turned around to see who said that): Why yes (when she saw who said that she couldn't believe her eyes and she fell in love with him) he is? Who are you?
THE MAD HATTER: I'm The Mad Hatter here in Wonderland but you can called me Hatter.
After that The Mad Hatter said good-bye to Hattie and he left because he had to go do something.
THE RED QUEEN: Anyways welcome to Wonderland, Haddie.
HATTIE: Your majesty with all do respect my name is Hattie not Haddie.
THE RED QUEEN: How is it spelt than?
HATTIE: H-A-T-T-I-E.
THE RED QUEEN: Oh, I'm sorry.
HATTIE: That's ok. You're not the first to get my name wrong.
THE MARCH HARE: Haddie...
HATTIE: It's Hattie!
THE MARCH HARE: Sorry, I was wondering if you would like to go out with me some time beautiful?
HATTIE: Oh, I'm sorry, Hare, I can't.
THE MARCH HARE: Why can't you?
HATTIE: The thing is I don't date out of my species.
THE MARCH HARE: What the hell does that mean?
HATTIE: If you haven't noticed yet Hare but I'm a hatter and you're a hare. And where I come from only hatters date other hatters.
THE MARCH HARE: Where is that?
HATTIE (smacks her hand to her forehead): Underland.
THE MARCH HARE: Well you're not in Underland right now are you?
HATTIE: No I'm not but you don't understand what I'm saying.
THE MARCH HARE: Then will you help me to understand.
HATTIE: I doubt that you will still not understand.
Before Hattie knew it The March Hare took her somewhere out of earshot and eyesight of everyone.
HATTIE: What the hell are you doing, Hare?
THE MARCH HARE: I just wanted to be alone with you.
HATTIE: Why the hell for?
THE MARCH HARE: Well the truth is when Hatter and I first saw you earlier today I called dibs on you.
HATTIE: You did what?
THE MARCH HARE: I called dibs. Meaning that no matter what you'll be my girl.
HATTIE: Hate to burst your bubble but you're not the right one for me. Besides I'm already in love with someone else.
THE MARCH HARE: Who may that be?
HATTIE: I'm not telling you.
THE MARCH HARE: Why not?
HATTIE: Because you might tell him before I get the chance to tell him myself. Besides I have to be the one to tell him.
~Meanwhile with The Mad Hatter~
THE MAD HATTER: Why did Hare have to call dibs on Hattie first? I'm going to make Hattie my girl no matter what I have to do. She is way too beautiful to be with The March Hare.
For awhile The Mad Hatter was thinking of what he can do to win Hattie over.
~Meanwhile back with The March Hare and Hattie~
Before Hattie knew it The March Hare has Hattie tied to a tree.
HATTIE: Hare what the hell did you do that for?
THE MARCH HARE: Do what?
HATTIE: Tied me to this tree.
THE MARCH HARE: Oh so you can't escape.
HATTIE: Hare you can't do this to me!
THE MARCH HARE: Why not?
HATTIE: Because no matter how hard you try I will never become your girl.
THE MARCH HARE: Not even after I do this?
HATTIE: Do what?
THE MARCH HARE: This.
The March Hare leaned in and gave Hattie a kiss and as their lips touched The Mad Hatter walked by and saw them kissing. Hattie was trying to break free from the kiss but she couldn't and Hatter was watching the whole thing even though he isn't liking that his best friend is kissing his girl. Just then Hattie stomped on Hare's foot and that made him stop kissing her.
THE MARCH HARE: What the hell was that for?
HATTIE: That was for kissing me.
THE MARCH HARE: Is that anyway to treat your future husband?
HATTIE: Husband!?! Hare I'm sorry but I could never marry you. Now please untie me at once.
THE MARCH HARE (laughing): Untie you, why should I untie you? You might run away.
Just then The Mad Hatter walked over. Hattie was so happy to see him.
THE MAD HATTER: Hare you untie her at once!
THE MARCH HARE: What if I don't want to?
THE MAD HATTER: Don't make me get the Queen.
THE MARCH HARE: I'm not afraid of the Queen.
HATTIE: Hatter please untie me. I don't want to stay like this forever.
The March Hare was trying to stop The Mad Hatter from untying Hattie.
HATTIE: Hare don't make me stomp you on your other foot because I will if you don't let Hatter untie me.
When Hattie said that The March Hare took off and The Mad Hatter finished untying Hattie and as soon as she was free from the tree she gave The Mad Hatter a very passionate hug.
HATTIE (as she gave him a passionate hug): Thank you, Hatter. You're my hero.
THE MAD HATTER (as he returned the hug): You're welcome. Anything for another hatter. (thinking) Especially if it's a beautiful hatter like you Hattie.
As much as they wanted to stop hugging they didn't want to and they seemed to hug each other for what seems like forever. A few minutes later they stopped hugging.
THE MAD HATTER: Hattie why did you let Hare kiss you like that?
HATTIE: Hatter as you saw I was tied to the tree and I couldn't pull away.
THE MAD HATTER: Did you want to kiss Hare?
HATTIE: Ah, hell no.
THE MAD HATTER: Is there someone else you wanted to kiss instead?
HATTIE: Yes, yes there is.
THE MAD HATTER: Who may that be?
HATTIE: I rather not say right now. Hatter what are we going to do about Hare?
THE MAD HATTER: What about Hare?
HATTIE: What if he doesn't stop trying to make me his girl?
THE MAD HATTER: I don't know but I'll think of something. Besides Hare is my best friend.
A few minutes later The Mad Hatter went to go have a talk with his best friend The March Hare. At the same time Hattie went to the palace. When she got there she just plopped down on to one of the chairs in the Palace courtyard and buried her head in her knees. When she did Alice, The Red Queen and The White Rabbit went over to her.
ALICE: Hattie what's wrong?
HATTIE: Whatever do you mean Alice?
ALICE: Well it seems to me that you are upset about something. Am I right?
HATTIE: Actually no I'm not upset about anything.
THE RED QUEEN: Than why did you bury your head in your knees?
HATTIE: Well the truth is The March Hare is still trying to make me his girl.
THE WHITE RABBIT: Why what did he do this time?
HATTIE: I'll let Crystal show you. (to Crystal) Crystal show them what happen earlier with The March Hare and I.
~Crystal Showing A Flashback Of When Hare Tied Hattie To A Tree~
HATTIE: Hare what the hell did you do that for?
THE MARCH HARE: Do what?
HATTIE: Tied me to this tree.
THE MARCH HARE: Oh so you can't escape.
HATTIE: Hare you can't do this to me!
THE MARCH HARE: Why not?
HATTIE: Because no matter how hard you try I will never become your girl.
THE MARCH HARE: Not even after I do this?
HATTIE: Do what?
THE MARCH HARE: This.
The March Hare leaned in and gave Hattie a kiss and as their lips touched The Mad Hatter walked by and saw them kissing. Hattie was trying to break free from the kiss but she couldn't and Hatter was watching the whole thing even though he isn't liking that his best friend is kissing his girl. Just then Hattie stomped on Hare's foot and that made him stop kissing her.
THE MARCH HARE: What the hell was that for?
HATTIE: That was for kissing me.
THE MARCH HARE: Is that anyway to treat your future husband?
HATTIE: Husband!?! Hare I'm sorry but I could never marry you. Now please untie me at once.
THE MARCH HARE (laughing): Untie you, why should I untie you? You might run away.
Just then The Mad Hatter walked over. Hattie was so happy to see him.
THE MAD HATTER: Hare you untie her at once!
THE MARCH HARE: What if I don't want to?
THE MAD HATTER: Don't make me get the Queen.
THE MARCH HARE: I'm not afraid of the Queen.
HATTIE: Hatter please untie me. I don't want to stay like this forever.
The March Hare was trying to stop The Mad Hatter from untying Hattie.
HATTIE: Hare don't make me stomp you on your other foot because I will if you don't let Hatter untie me.
When Hattie said that The March Hare took off and The Mad Hatter finished untying Hattie and as soon as she was free from the tree she gave The Mad Hatter a very passionate hug.
HATTIE (as she gave him a passionate hug): Thank you, Hatter. You're my hero.
THE MAD HATTER (as he returned the hug): You're welcome. Anything for another hatter. (thinking) Especially if it's a beautiful hatter like you Hattie.
As much as they wanted to stop hugging they didn't want to and they seemed to hug each other for what seems like forever. A few minutes later they stopped hugging.
THE MAD HATTER: Hattie why did you let Hare kiss you like that?
HATTIE: Hatter as you saw I was tied to the tree and I couldn't pull away.
THE MAD HATTER: Did you want to kiss Hare?
HATTIE: Ah, hell no.
THE MAD HATTER: Is there someone else you wanted to kiss instead?
HATTIE: Yes, yes there is.
THE MAD HATTER: Who may that be?
HATTIE: I rather not say right now. Hatter what are we going to do about Hare?
THE MAD HATTER: What about Hare?
HATTIE: What if he doesn't stop trying to make me his girl?
THE MAD HATTER: I don't know but I'll think of something. Besides Hare is my best friend.
~End Of The Flashback On Crystal~
ALICE: I see what you mean.
THE WHITE RABBIT: Yes he is very determined to make you his girl.
HATTIE: Yes, but I can't be with him because I'm a hatter and he still doesn't get that a female hatter has to be with a male hatter no matter what.
THE RED QUEEN: What does Hare mean he's not afraid of me? I'll show him not to be afraid of me.
HATTIE: Please your majesty don't do anything besides let Hatter talk to Hare and I'm sure that Hare will hopefully listen to Hatter.
THE WHITE RABBIT: What makes you so sure that Hare will listen to Hatter?
HATTIE: They're best friends aren't they?
THE WHITE RABBIT: Well yes they are.
HATTIE: Well than he should listen to Hatter. If not don't know what I'll do.
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Post by Dwayne"The Rock"Johnson's Wife on Mar 7, 2011 2:57:37 GMT -5
Chapter 2
Hatter Telling Hare He Can't Have Hattie
The Mad Hatter was walking all over Wonderland looking for The March Hare and Hatter noticed that Hare was nowhere insight.
THE MAD HATTER: Damn where is that Hare?
Just then the Tweedles came over to Hatter.
TWEEDLE DEE: Hatter what are you looking for?
THE MAD HATTER: I'm looking for Hare. Have you two seen him lately?
TWEEDLE DUM: Sorry can't say that we have.
TWEEDLE DEE: I'm sure you'll find him Hatter. By the way why are you looking for Hare?
THE MAD HATTER: I'm looking for him to tell him that he can't have Hattie.
TWEEDLE DUM: Why can't he have her?
THE MAD HATTER: Dum she is a hatter like me and besides I'm in love with her.
TWEEDLE DEE: Does Hattie know that you're in love with her?
THE MAD HATTER: No she doesn't.
THE TWEEDLES: Why is that?
THE MAD HATTER: I'm too shy to tell her. Besides what if she doesn't feel the same way about me and what if she already has someone back home waiting for her.
TWEEDLE DEE: Hatter tell me this she is a female hatter right?
THE MAD HATTER: Well yes she is.
TWEEDLE DUM: Than I'm sure she feel the same way about you.
THE MAD HATTER: I sure hope that you're right Tweedles. Well anyways I have to get back to searching for Hare.
So The Mad Hatter said good-bye to the Tweedles and continued searching for The March Hare. His search lead him to the palace, where he saw Hattie talking to Alice, The Red Queen and The White Rabbit.
HATTIE: Oh, hi, Hatter. What'cha doing?
THE MAD HATTER: I'm looking for The March Hare.
ALICE: When was the last time you saw Hare, Hatter?
THE MAD HATTER: The last time I saw him was when I had untied Hattie from the tree when he was trying to make her his girl and I haven't seen him since.
HATTIE: I'm sure you'll find him, Hatter. He couldn't have gone to far.
THE MAD HATTER: Thanks, Hattie.
HATTIE: You're welcome, Hatter.
A few minutes later Hatter ran off and Hattie was watching Hatter run off. Alice, The Red Queen and The White Rabbit noticed.
THE RED QUEEN: Hattie, sweetie what are you doing?
HATTIE: I was just watching Hatter run off.
THE WHITE RABBIT: Why were you doing that?
HATTIE: I just can't help it.
ALICE: Why is that?
HATTIE: Hatter is just so damn sexy.
THE WHITE RABBIT: Man you have got it bad for him.
ALICE: Why do you think that Hatter is looking for Hare?
HATTIE: I wonder if he's going to tell Hare that he can't have me.
THE RED QUEEN: Are you sure?
HATTIE: I think so your majesty.
~Meanwhile The Mad Hatter is still looking for The March Hare~
THE MAD HATTER: Now where could've that Hare gotten to?
After a few minutes of still searching The Mad Hatter finally found The March Hare. Where he found Hare was at the tea table.
THE MAD HATTER: There you are Hare. I've been looking all over Wonderland for you.
THE MARCH HARE: Was I lost?
THE MAD HATTER: No, but the reason why I was looking for you because there is something I have to tell you.
THE MARCH HARE: Oh, what is that Hatter?
THE MAD HATTER: You may not like what I'm going to say but I'm going to say it anyways.
THE MARCH HARE: Say what?
THE MAD HATTER: You can't have Hattie no matter what.
THE MARCH HARE: Why can't I have her? I called dibs on her first.
THE MAD HATTER: Hare the reason is what I'm saying is that you can't have her is because I'm in love with her and if you make her your girl though I doubt that she'll want to be your girl is that I'll have no chance to be with her. So please Hare can you stop trying to make her your girl and let her be my girl instead?
THE MARCH HARE: Why should I do that?
THE MAD HATTER: Because I'm your best friend and best friends will do anything for each other. I mean I would do it for you if our roles were reversed.
THE MARCH HARE: Well in that case you can have her, Hatter. Besides I kind of lost interest in her when you rescued her earlier today when I had her tied to the tree.
THE MAD HATTER: Thank you, Hare. Now if I wasn't too shy to tell her my feelings for her, I'll go tell her right now.
THE MARCH HARE: Do you want me to tell her?
THE MAD HATTER: No, I have to be the one to tell her.
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Post by Dwayne"The Rock"Johnson's Wife on Mar 7, 2011 2:58:56 GMT -5
Chapter 3
The Mad Hatter Telling Hattie He Loves Her
The Mad Hatter is on his way back to the Palace to tell Hattie his feelings for her but on the way he is thinking how he's going to tell her and than he figures out how he will tell her and where he wants to tell her. A few minutes later he arrives at the Palace where he sees Hattie talking with Alice, The Red Queen and The White Rabbit again. Hatter goes over to them and clears his throat.
HATTIE: Oh, hi, Hatter.
THE MAD HATTER: Hi.
HATTIE: By the way did you find Hare?
THE MAD HATTER: Yes I did and I would like you to know that he won't be trying to make you his girl anymore.
HATTIE: Are you serious, Hatter?
THE MAD HATTER: Yes I am.
Hattie got up and gave Hatter a very passionate hug.
THE MAD HATTER: Hattie there is something else I have to tell you.
HATTIE: What is it, Hatter?
THE MAD HATTER: Meet me on the bridge by the pond tonight and you'll find out what I want to tell you.
HATTIE: Oh, ok.
THE MAD HATTER: I'll see you tonight, Hattie.
HATTIE: I'm looking forward to tonight, Hatter.
A few minutes later Hatter said good-bye and left to get ready to tell Hattie his feelings for her.
HATTIE: So guys what do you think Hatter wants to talk to me about tonight?
ALICE: I don't know, Hattie.
THE RED QUEEN: Hattie you don't suppose he will tell you how he feels about you do you?
HATTIE: I don't know, your majesty. Besides what makes you think that he has feelings for me?
THE RED QUEEN: Well it's pretty obvious that he does because the both of you are hatters.
HATTIE: How true that is.
THE WHITE RABBIT: Are you going to tell Hatter how you feel about him tonight, Hattie?
HATTIE: I might but that depends.
THE WHITE RABBIT: Depends on what?
HATTIE: Depends on if Hatter feels the same way about me.
Later that evening it was time for Hattie to meet The Mad Hatter where he wanted her to meet him at the bridge by the pond. When Hattie arrived she saw something that made her stop dead in her tracks. What she saw was The Mad Hatter standing on the bridge wearing a black tux and he for once had his hat off. She couldn't believe her eyes.
HATTIE (thinking): Holy crap, he looks so damn sexy in that tux and I have never seen him with his hat off. Also he looks so damn sexy without his hat.
Hattie walked over to him on the bridge.
THE MAD HATTER: Hi, Hattie.
HATTIE: Hatter is that you?
THE MAD HATTER: Yes, of course it's me.
HATTIE: WOW, Hatter I have to say you look gorgeous tonight. Why are you wearing that and why aren't you wearing your hat?
THE MAD HATTER (blushes): Thanks, Hattie. Well I wanted to make this a special night.
HATTIE: Why?
THE MAD HATTER: Hattie the reason why I asked you to come here tonight is to tell you that I'm in love with you.
Hattie gasps.
HATTIE: You're in love with me?
THE MAD HATTER: Yes I am.
HATTIE: How long have you been in love with me?
THE MAD HATTER: This morning when Hare and I first saw you lying down on the bench and after Hare called dibs on you.
HATTIE: Whoa. Really?
THE MAD HATTER: Yes. Are you in love with me?
Hattie broke out into song to give Hatter her answer to his question.
HATTIE (singing): Woa, oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Woa, oh, oh
For the longest
If you said goodbye to me tonight
There would still be music left to write
What else could I do
I'm so inspired by you
That hasn't happened for the longest time
Once I thought my innocence was gone
Now I know that happiness goes on
That's where you found me
When you put your arms around me
I haven't been there for the longest time
Woa, oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Woa, oh, oh
For the longest
I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall
And the greatest miracle of all
Is how I need you
And how you needed me too
That hasn't happened for the longest time
Maybe this won't last very long
But you feel so right
And I could be wrong
Maybe I've been hoping too hard
But I've gone this far
And it's more than I hoped for
Who knows how much further we'll go on
Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone
I'll take my chances
I forgot how nice romance is
I haven't been there for the longest time
I had second thoughts at the start
I said to myself
Hold on to your heart
Now I know the Hatter that you are
You're wonderful so far
And it's more than I hoped for
I don't care what consequence it brings
I have been a fool for lesser things
I want you so bad
I think you ought to know that
I intend to hold you for the longest time
Woa, oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Woa, oh,oh
For the longest time
Woa, oh, oh
For the longest time
Woa, oh, oh,
For the longest time
(Fade Out)
THE MAD HATTER: That was a great song. You have a beautiful sweet singing voice.
HATTIE (blushes): Thanks, Hatter.
THE MAD HATTER: So Hattie are you in love with me?
Hattie didn't say anything she leaned in close to Hatter and started kissing him passionately and of course Hatter returned the kiss. A few minutes later they broke the kiss.
HATTIE: So Hatter does that answer your question?
THE MAD HATTER: Yes it does. So how long have you been in love with me?
HATTIE: When I first saw you when I was telling your friends about I have the same friends in Underland and when you heard me say that my father was a Mad Hatter and when I heard you and turned around and told you that he was that's when I fell in love with you.
THE MAD HATTER: So Hattie can I meet your father someday?
HATTIE: Yeah sure. Maybe if it's ok with The Queen that all of you can meet my friends and family in Underland.
Later that night The Mad Hatter was in his bed dreaming about Hattie. Hattie was in her bed dreaming about sleeping in The Mad Hatter's embrace.
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Post by Dwayne"The Rock"Johnson's Wife on Mar 7, 2011 3:02:02 GMT -5
Chapter 4
Wonderlanders in Underland
The next day Hattie and The Mad Hatter were sitting at Hatter's tea table having some tea when all their friends came over.
THE RED QUEEN: So Hatter why did you want us all here?
THE MAD HATTER: The reason why is because last night Hattie and I told each other our feelings for each other.
EVERYONE: Really?
HATTIE: Really, really.
TWEEDLE DEE: Is there something else you wanted to talk to us about?
THE MAD HATTER: Well last night I also asked Hattie if I could meet her father someday.
TWEEDLE DUM: Why do you want to meet Hattie's father, Hatter.
Hattie smacks her hand to her forehead.
HATTIE: Dum, need I remind you that my father is The Mad Hatter of Underland.
THE MAD HATTER (added): Also we were wondering if it's ok with you, your majesty if we can all go to Underland and meet Hattie's friends and family that are like us in a way.
THE RED QUEEN: Of course. I would love to see what they are like in Underland.
THE WHITE RABBIT (added): Also to see if Underland is anything like Wonderland.
HATTIE: Actually, Rabbit, Underland is not as bright as it is here in Wonderland. But it is like Wonderland in a way, but not like Wonderland if you know what I mean.
ALICE: So your majesty when can we go to Underland?
THE RED QUEEN: How about in a few days.
ALICE: A few days, your majesty?
THE RED QUEEN: That way we'll have time to pack. (to Hattie) Hattie is there anything we must know about Underland that you haven't told us about Underland yet.
HATTIE: Yes, yes there is, your majesty.
THE RED QUEEN: And what might that be?
HATTIE: Well for one you do NOT want to upset The Red Queen in Underland.
THE RED QUEEN: Why is that? Is she as crabby as I am?
HATTIE: No, your majesty she is crabbier than you. Actually she is the crabbiest Red Queen I have ever seen.
THE WHITE RABBIT: What happens to one if they were to upset The Red Queen in Underland.
HATTIE: Well, they will (as she moves her hand across her neck as if she was to cut her head off) get beheaded.
Everyone gasps and holds their necks.
THE MAD HATTER: I don't want to lose my head.
HATTIE: So whatever you do please don't make her say "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!" Because she will if you upset her somehow. So if you want to keep your head I advise you don't upset the Queen.
So for the next few days everyone was packing for their long trip to Underland. Now everyone was at the Wonderland Train Station waiting for the train to take them to Underland. After a few minutes of waiting the train pulled up and they all got on and after a few hours they had arrived in Underland.
TWEEDLE DUM: Hattie where are we?
HATTIE: We're in Underland, Dum.
TWEEDLE DEE: Is it night time already?
HATTIE: No, it's not Dee.
TWEEDLE DEE: Than why does it look like it is?
HATTIE: Dee don't you remember what I told you back in Wonderland?
TWEEDLE DEE: What was that?
HATTIE: I told you that Underland isn't as bright as Wonderland.
THE MAD HATTER: How true that is.
HATTIE: Somehow I knew you were going to say that, Hatter.
A few minutes after they arrived they were at Hattie's home.
THE MAD HATTER: Who lives here, starshine?
HATTIE: This is my home, Hatter.
THE MAD HATTER: Are you sure?
HATTIE: Of course I'm sure don't you see the long tea table.
THE MAD HATTER: Oh now I see it.
THE MARCH HARE: Hattie is that The March Hare here in Underland?
HATTIE: Yes it is. That is The March Hare but he prefers to be called Thackery.
DORMOUSE: Who is that mouse over there in that teapot?
HATTIE: That's Mallymkun a female Dormouse.
DORMOUSE: I've never met a female Dormouse before.
Just then Hattie's father saw her and as soon as he did he got up from his sit and walked across the tea table.
HATTIE: Hatter look at what my father's doing.
THE MAD HATTER: Is he walking across his tea table?
HATTIE: Yes, yes he is.
TARRANT (as he gave his daughter a hug): Hattie, I'm so happy to see you.
HATTIE (as she hugged her father back): Father, I'm so happy to see you, too.
TARRANT: Who are your friends, princess?
HATTIE: Father they are my new friends from Wonderland which is similar to Underland only Wonderland is a lot brighter than Underland.
TARRANT: What are there names?
HATTIE: First of all let me introduce you to The Red Queen aka the Queen of Hearts in Wonderland and father she is nothing like Iracebeth at all.
TARRANT: Please to meet you, your majesty.
HATTIE: This is her right hand rabbit, The White Rabbit. These are the Tweedles; Tweedle Dee and his younger twin brother Tweedle Dum. This is The March Hare. This is my best friend Alice. This is the Dormouse. This is The Cheshire Cat. This is the Caterpillar and he is always telling his friends stories. And last but not least this is The Mad Hatter of Wonderland.
TARRANT: Wow everyone in Wonderland is just like everyone here in Underland.
HATTIE: How true that is.
For the rest of the day Hattie was showing the Wonderlanders around Underland and introducing them to her friends and family in Underland.
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Post by Dwayne"The Rock"Johnson's Wife on Mar 7, 2011 3:02:37 GMT -5
Chapter 5
Hattie Telling Her Father Her Boyfriend Is The Mad Hatter From Wonderland
The next day Hattie and The Mad Hatter were out of earshot of her father and their friends.
THE MAD HATTER: Starshine are we going to tell your father that I'm your boyfriend, because I don't remember you telling him yesterday.
HATTIE: We will soon.
THE MAD HATTER: How soon?
HATTIE: I'm not sure, baby.
THE MAD HATTER: How about right now?
HATTIE: Now, Hatter?
THE MAD HATTER: Yes. Why not now?
HATTIE: I'm just not ready to tell him right now.
THE MAD HATTER: What are you afraid of, starshine?
HATTIE: I don't know.
THE MAD HATTER: Then let's go tell him.
HATTIE: I can't Hatter.
THE MAD HATTER: Why can't you?
HATTIE: Well the truth is my father has been so damn overprotected of me.
THE MAD HATTER: Why is that?
HATTIE: Because I was his first daughter so that's why he's been overprotected of me and since I was the first he never let me go out on date or even let me have a boyfriend. Unlike my 12 younger sisters who all have boyfriends of their own.
THE MAD HATTER: And you were the only one without a boyfriend?
HATTIE: That's right, but now I have you.
THE MAD HATTER: How true that is.
A few minutes later Hattie and The Mad Hatter went over to where her father and their friends were at her father's tea table having tea and before they all knew it Hattie jumped onto the table and pulled Hatter up with her.
HATTIE: Father, I have something that I need to tell you.
TARRANT: What is it, angel?
HATTIE: Well before I tell you I want to sing a song.
TARRANT: What's the song called?
HATTIE: "Overprotected" by Britney Spears.
Now she is singing "Overprotected" by Britney Spears.
HATTIE (singing): [Spoken:]
I need time (time)
Love (love)
Joy (joy)
I need space
I need me
(Action!)
Say hello to the girl that I am!
You're gonna have to see through my perspective
I need to make mistakes just to learn who I am
And I don't wanna be so damn protected
There must be another way
Cause I believe in taking chances
But who am I to say
What a girl is to do
God, I need some answers
What am I to do with my life
(You will find it out don't worry)
How Am I supposed to know what's right?
(You just got to do it your way)
I can't help the way I feel
But my life has been so overprotected
I tell 'em what I like (pointing to tea)
What I want (pointing to Hatter)
What I don't (pointing to Hare)
But every time I do I stand corrected
Things that I've been told
I can't believe what I hear about the world, I realize
I'm Overprotected
There must be another way
Cause I believe in taking chances
But who am I to say
What a girl is to do
God I need some answers
What am I to do with my life
(You will find it out don't worry)
How Am I supposed to know what's right?
(You just got to do it your way)
I can't help the way I feel
But my life has been so overprotected
I need… time (love)
I need… space
(This is it, this is it)
I don't need nobody telling me just what I wanna
What I what what what I'm gonna
Do about my destiny
I Say No, No
Nobody's telling me just what what what I wanna do, do
I'm so fed up with people telling me to be
Someone else but me
(Action!)
What am I to do with my life
(You will find it out don't worry)
How Am I supposed to know what's right?
(You just got to do it your way)
I can't help the way I feel
But my life has been so overprotected
I don't need nobody telling me just what I wanna
What I what what what I'm gonna
Do about my destiny
I Say No, No
Nobody's telling me just what I wanna do, do
I'm so fed up with people telling me to be
Someone else but me
What am I to do with my life
(You will find it out don't worry)
How Am I supposed to know what's right?
(You just got to do it your way)
I can't help the way I feel
But my life has been so overprotected.
TARRANT: So what is it that you are trying to tell me, angel?
HATTIE: I'm trying to tell you that The Mad Hatter from Wonderland is my (gulps) boyfriend.
TARRANT: I thought I told you that you couldn't have a boyfriend!
HATTIE: But father...
TARRANT: Don't "But father..." me young lady!
HATTIE: Father why can't I have a boyfriend?
TARRANT: You know that you're my first daughter.
HATTIE: Yes I know but I'm not a child anymore. Besides I love Hatter. Father you have to stop being overprotective of me. That's why I sang that song.
TARRANT: Tell me this; Hatter do you love my daughter?
THE MAD HATTER: More than words can say, sir. I'll never let anything happen to her no matter what it is.
HATTIE: Isn't he the sweetest?
TARRANT: So you will protect her?
THE MAD HATTER: Yes I will.
TARRANT: Then I'm happy for the two of you.
HATTIE: Thanks, father.
THE MAD HATTER: Yes thank you sir.
TARRANT: Please call me Tarrant.
Later that night Hattie and The Mad Hatter were in bed with Hattie sleeping in Hatter's embrace.
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